Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Randomize
