I want to have your abortion
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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