i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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