Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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