what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
wow bdsm is so cute
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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