So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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