I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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