i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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