"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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