So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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