Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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