My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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