it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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