a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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