I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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