Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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