and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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