Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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