My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
