yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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