he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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