help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I got her a Nickelback box set.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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