My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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