She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
zippers are such a cool invention
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The air was thick with penises
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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