Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We talked him into tasing himself.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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