Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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