Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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