Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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