shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He kissed a someone with a penis
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize