Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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