Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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