They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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