i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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