Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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