fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Randomize