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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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