Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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