I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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