4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Semen is not good for contacts.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
