I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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