You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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