Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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