you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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