This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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