His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
