make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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