I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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