Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
