Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I think my moral compass just broke
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