That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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