I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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