Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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